Barbara Nitke and I watched [Rachel Ray] do her perky act with a ripe tomato. ‘I love just giving it a good smash with the palm of my hand,’ she bubbled. ‘A good whack. Then I run my knife through it.’ Her glistening fingers closed around the dripping fruit.
‘She is moist,’ Nitke noted. ‘She gets her hands dirty.’
‘She is moist,’ Nitke noted. ‘She gets her hands dirty.’
— Barbara Nitke studies the parallels between the Food Network and hardcore pornography. Pretty great. Read.